Saturday, May 7, 2011

Trip To Airport

Why not? A trip to airport is what I always look forward to. Reasons? Plenty !! But here are few..

 1. Cost Effective. Entire trip can be winded up in 500 bucks, unless you are planning on exploiting the entire menu at every stall in the food court.

2. Time effective. It takes exactly 2 hours to reach there, and 1.5 hours to come back. Plus a time span of half an hour to 2 hours, depending how long you loiter around :P

3. You get a feeling of an actual trip, with people and luggage, all around you, right from the time you board the bus, to the time you come back. Still you are in your city. The crux is: you can quit travelling and come back home, when ever you want, in minimum-est time. :)

The things you can expect to see on the way to aiport:

1. A smashed car/truck or both. The number of people hovering around explains how recent was the accident. Directly proportional !

2. A broken car, and at least two people bizee on their mobile phones. Either they are trying to call their friends. My message to them: no one in this world will come to pick you from "route to airport. forget it !  " (thats my message to my friends, in case they ever land up in such a situation. :D.)
    Or they are trying to reach easy cab or meru .. Even they wont come, forget it. I know by a personal expirience

3. A guy pulling his bike on a flyover. Either his bike ran out of fuel or may be flat tyre. Who knows? Still wearing his helmet. Thats for sure. Either too embarassed to pull it off, or too proud to. No idea about that.

4. Some local crowd, who needs a lift. My question is, how the hell did they get stuck in that remote area in the first place?? MY message: Go back using the same means of commute, as you reached here. Thumbs up and waving hands wont help you, just annoys others. 

5. If you are driving, beware ! sooner or later a car would pass by, with loud music, loud enough to make you deaf for a week. And some wannabes honking, and shouting. Again, I am not sure why.

Things you will see at the airport.

1. Six stray dogs. No more. No less. If you dont trust me, please go and count and let me know :). Donot undermine these dogs. They have more sense than the "beggars" at signals. They donot attack you from all sides. Rather they would come one by one, with some time interval 'c' , where
                               
  c = ( amount of food you have / number of dogs in the agreement ) 

They would peacefully move around you, hoping to get your attention. Give them a single glance and their tongue slides from side of their mouth and licks their left cheek. (An indication "how mouth watering your food is , can i get some? yum yum yum.. ").

2. A group of college kids either in parking lot or food court, with some birthday celebration, cake in back of the car and loud music, of'course.

3. Expensive "devil's own" at CCD (biased people :-/ )

4. Last but not the least, passengers. Airport couldnot have been what it is, if there  were no passengers, who are actually going somewhere. Wish them a Safe Journey




Bhikari Who got a Ferrari

PS: Wrote it for fakingnews. Unpublished, but worth a smile :)

Its has been told by some inside sources, that Ram Gopal Verma, (Ramu) went nuts after reading the famous book by Robin Sharma: Monk Who sold his Ferrari.
The book has impacted him to such an extent that he plans on making a sequel of the movie. Here are a few Qs n As with Ramu:

Q: how did the idea generate?
Ramu: After reading the book I realized that there is a lot of potential in the book title.

Q: So the movie is based on the book?
Ramu: No!! I dont steal scripts. And anyways, the book is complete bullshit about self realization, and I dont know what.
I dont read such stuff. Its the book title that interests me. And the movie title is totally opposite to the book title
It is : Bhikari who Bought a Ferrari

Q: So could you give us some insight on what the movie is all about.
Ramu: Well, we are still working on the script. It can be about a beggar who buys a ferrari from Robin Sharma for 2 reasons:
1. He can get it at a very low price, as the writer of the book needs instant money to buy monk-ish clothes, which are pretty cheap.
2. He hopes to become a monk himself buy reselling the ferrari, in future.
As this is a social awareness movie, we will not be affording any MBA fresher from Australia ( infereing Mohit Alawat),
but people from within the industry, who are free and ready to pay to come on big screen like Vivek Oberoi.

The release date of the movie is said to be somewhere near 30 Feb, year is yet to be decided.
This auspicious date has been decided by Ramu's Personal Pandits, who claim that if the movie gets released on this particular date, it will be a superhit.

So lets not keep our fingers crossed, as we know what is down the lane.. :)